Funny singers

Singer Comedy Isn’t All About Kayne West!

Wednesday, July 1st, 2015

So we have had the laugh of the century with Kayne West (or should that be Can’te West) with his rendition of Queens Bohemian Rhapsody. Here are a few more funny singing lines and jokes for you to snigger at. Vibrato: Used by singers to hide the fact that they are on the wrong key.

Q: How many Boy Bands does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We don’t know – lightbulbs last longer than most Boy Bands!

 

Q: How does a young man become a member of a high school chorus?
A: On the first day of school he turns into the wrong classroom.

 

Q: What’s the definition of an alto?
A: soprano who can sightread.

Q: How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They can’t get that high.
A: Two; one to screw it in and the other to say, “Isn’t that a little high for you?”

Q: How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to bitch that they could have done it if they had the high notes.

 

Q: Where is a tenor’s resonance?
A: Where his brain should be.

Q: What’s the definition of a male quartet?
A: Three men and a tenor.

 

Q: What’s the definition of an optimist?
A: A choral director with a mortgage.

Q: What is the difference between a high school choral director and a chimpanzee?
A: It’s scientifically proven that chimpanzees are able to communicate with humans.

Q: Why can’t many vocalists get through the door?
A: They either can’t find the key or don’t know when to come in.

Q: What’s the difference between a dressmaker and an alto?
A: The dressmaker tucks up the frills.

 

Q: How do you know if a singer is at the front door?
A: They don’t know when to come in and can’t find the key.

Q: Why are soprano jokes all one-liners?
A: So tenors can understand them.

Q: How many basses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They’re so macho they prefer to walk in the dark and bang their shins.

 

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